Controversial Statement Tee — “what’s the difference between jesus christ and a hooker?” Graphic T-Shirt
| S | M | L | XL | 2XL | 3XL | 4XL | 5XL | |
|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|---|
| Width, in | 18.00 | 20.00 | 22.00 | 24.00 | 26.00 | 28.00 | 30.00 | 32.00 |
| Length, in | 28.00 | 29.00 | 30.00 | 31.00 | 32.00 | 33.00 | 34.00 | 35.00 |
| Sleeve length (from center back), in | 15.10 | 16.50 | 18.00 | 19.50 | 21.00 | 22.40 | 23.70 | 25.00 |
| Size tolerance, in | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 | 1.50 |
This classic crew tee carries a dry, dark-humor statement with clean, minimal typography on the front, back, and a small sleeve message. The soft, substantial cotton weight feels familiar and broken-in from the first wear, while the relaxed cut keeps movement easy—great for slipping on when you want to make a subtle, provocative joke without shouting it. Wear it to late-night shows, small punk gigs, or while wandering city streets; it sits quietly in the room until someone reads it and does a double-take. Thoughtful details like a ribbed collar that keeps its shape, shoulder tape to prevent stretching, and a smooth tear-away label make this more than just a novelty — it’s a reliable, everyday tee that ages well and keeps the focus on the message.
The tone is wry and unapologetic. This shirt fits people who collect offbeat, conversation-starting pieces and show up to underground events, open-mic nights, or irreverent friend hangouts. Pair with worn denim, a flannel tied at the waist, or a simple jacket when you want the words to do the talking during late-night runs, small gatherings, or offbeat celebrations.
Product features
- 100% cotton solid colors (medium 180 g/m²) for durable, comfortable wear
- Tubular knit (no side seams) for a clean drape and reduced fabric waste
- Ribbed knit collar and shoulder tape for shape retention and stability
- Dual printing methods: DTF on sleeve/inner neck and DTG on main areas for crisp, detailed text
- Tear-away label, Oeko-Tex certified, and ethically sourced US cotton with a 2-year EU warranty
Care instructions
- Non-chlorine: bleach as needed
- Do not iron
- Do not dryclean
- Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F)
- Tumble dry: low heat
Fabric
Made from specially spun fibers that make a very strong and smooth fabric that is perfect for printing. The "Natural" color is made with unprocessed cotton, which results in small black flecks throughout the fabric
Without side seams
Knitted in one piece using tubular knit, it reduces fabric waste and makes the garment more attractive
Ribbed knit collar without seam
Ribbed knit makes the collar highly elastic and helps retain its shape
Shoulder tape
Twill tape covers the shoulder seams to stabilize the back of the garment and prevent stretching
Age restrictions
For adults
Warranty
EU warranty - 2 years
Other compliance information
Meets the flammability, lead, cadmium, phthalates and formaldehyde level requirements.
Country of origin
Made in Nicaragua
Dual Printing Techniques
Sleeve prints (for Print Clever and Underground Threads) and inner neck labels are printed using Direct-to-Film (DTF) printing, ensuring crisp, detailed designs. Meanwhile, the remaining print areas are produced with Direct-to-Garment (DTG) printing.
Fiber composition
Solid colors are 100% cotton; Heather colors, Tweed, Russet, Safety Green, and Safety Orange are 50% cotton, 50% polyester; Sport Grey and Antique colors are 90% cotton, 10% polyester;
Non-chlorine: bleach as needed; Do not iron; Do not dryclean; Machine wash: cold (max 30C or 90F); Tumble dry: low heat.
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